June 2013
One of the most annoying things about me is that I constantly need to be reassured that you haven’t started hating me for some reason
A haiku about Mario Kart
Are you kidding me
Who the fuck threw that blue shell
I will fuck you up
I don’t know why the US is importing oil from other country when the oil on my face can supply us for like another decade or so !!!
DO YOU EVER GET THAT WEIRD ITCHING SENSATION IN THE BACK OF YOUR THROAT AND YOUR EARS AND THERE’S NO WAY TO GET RID OF IT AND YOU WONDER WHAT YOU DID TO DESERVE SUCH A TERRIBLE FATE
